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Decaf No More!

I am delighted to report that I have been visited by the blessed Saint Juan, who instructed me that the true path lies NOT with the decaffeinated version. "That which is decaffeinated," said he, "is but a falsehood." In my penitence, I vowed to remove the disgraced decaf version from the web.

I regret now that I forgot to ask the blessed saint if it would be ok to make an "instant" version, using JAVA to generate HTML on the fly.

Hey! Stop that! Who's throwing tomatoes?!

Go Back to the REAL, Caffeinated version!

Coffeeright Free Zone. Updated 03/21/97.
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